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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:41
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
No go.
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Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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